Oh, you need a CPA? Well, you’re in luck—I’m Bill, and I’ve been wrangling with tax returns for 14 years. That’s right, 14 glorious years spent decoding the mess that is the IRS tax code. It’s been a wild ride, but hey, someone has to do it, right?

I specialize in individual, business, and foreign taxes. So, whether you’re an entrepreneur trying to figure out why your deductions never seem to add up, or an individual who'd rather poke your eyes out than file your taxes, I’m here to help. And let’s not forget the foreign tax nonsense—because who doesn’t love dealing with tax laws from other countries that make zero sense?

If you're looking for someone to sugarcoat the process and tell you everything’s going to be fine, keep looking. But if you want a CPA who knows how to make the tax process slightly less soul-crushing and, dare I say, maybe even enjoyable (probably not, but we can try), I’m your person.

Tax season doesn’t have to be the nightmare you’re imagining. Let’s tackle it together—unless you enjoy spending hours on hold with the IRS. In that case, I’ll just wave as I pass by.